[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (while carrying cake lol)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (uhm...shopping cart? xD)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (this happens daily )
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond. (ive never heard of an asian being called a blond no matter how idiotic he/she is...)

TOTAL: 3


[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x]You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 6

[] You have fallen asleep in class. (always close, but never actually asleep.)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 7


[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (it was alive when i swallowed it.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (procrastination is a nation of asians <so random)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (my teacher told me ._.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 11


[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I have clouds painted on the ceiling..)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (does it even have a meaning o.0 i thought it was just a spacekeeper...)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 18

GRAND TOTAL: 18 o.0

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally insane.

***wtf there r 36 questions...x4 would make it 144%...whoever made this isnt very good at math.